SLOP NATION SLOP POSTS WITH MORV

by **morvban398** Wed Nov 29, 2023 4:19 pm

WHAT IS UP SLOP KINGDOM!!!!

it's me. your SLOP MONARCH. cheers

today marks our debut of the morvSLOPPOST. please understand that our recipes are A-OKAY to replicate, a little bit of effort and you too can convert to slopshovelling in ur mouth. PLEASE eat my slopPLEASE HYPE ME COMMA (, <-- for refencew) BOY

todays first entry was an accidental slop-invention! they dont call me slopgenesis for nothing, even in the darkest hours i prevail w/ improv slop...... please welcome my utterly fucked and atrocious Slop #1:

"Ultra-Salted Pasta with Wensleydale Chips and Chunks"

SLOP NATION SLOP POSTS WITH MORV Pastas10

absolkutely royally entirely fucked up some pasta here,. salted it WAY more than i should have cuz i kept forgetting. realised i had literally nothing to go with it. so here its my pride and joy. u may be wondering why the "chips and chunks" are here. well the cheese i was using was crumbly wensleydale. wensleydale already not a great pasta cheese. but the fact it was crumbly meant it broke into chunks and melted before i cld salvage it

everytime i went to lidl i just bought melons instead of actual food ingredients, so this is on me. i shld probably learn my lesson because this does not taste great

but i am slop master. consumer of s;lop. such is my fate

#REAL #SLOPRECOGNISESLOP #SOS #SAVEDOURSLOP #IMSLOPPING #KNIGHTSOFTHESLOPTABLE

p.s Eli. I really do appreciate everything you do for me, and I think we shld really reconcile. I realised when I had a particularly foul day. That our differences are nothing compared to the slop that binds us. Please understand that you always have a place at my table, specifically my round table. Please sign the contract before entering, please do not read the contract. Please die for me, in a foreign land. As one of my Knights of the Slop Table.

I do have a few rules:

No Mutiny

No Coup

No Presentable Food

And most of all.... Have fun! :]

Matthew 6:25: “Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not slop more than food, and the body more than clothes?

by **ishtarfan39** Wed Nov 29, 2023 4:23 pm

morvban398 wrote:
WHAT IS UP SLOP KINGDOM!!!!

it's me. your SLOP MONARCH.

today marks our debut of the morvSLOPPOST. please understand that our recipes are A-OKAY to replicate, a little bit of effort and you too can convert to slopshovelling in ur mouth. PLEASE eat my slopPLEASE HYPE ME COMMA (, <-- for refencew) BOY

todays first entry was an accidental slop-invention! they dont call me slopgenesis for nothing, even in the darkest hours i prevail w/ improv slop...... please welcome my utterly fucked and atrocious Slop #1:

"Ultra-Salted Pasta with Wensleydale Chips and Chunks"

absolkutely royally entirely fucked up some pasta here,. salted it WAY more than i should have cuz i kept forgetting. realised i had literally nothing to go with it. so here its my pride and joy. u may be wondering why the "chips and chunks" are here. well the cheese i was using was crumbly wensleydale. wensleydale already not a great pasta cheese. but the fact it was crumbly meant it broke into chunks and melted before i cld salvage it

everytime i went to lidl i just bought melons instead of actual food ingredients, so this is on me. i shld probably learn my lesson because this does not taste great

but i am slop master. consumer of s;lop. such is my fate

#REAL #SLOPRECOGNISESLOP #SOS #SAVEDOURSLOP #IMSLOPPING #KNIGHTSOFTHESLOPTABLE

p.s Eli. I really do appreciate everything you do for me, and I think we shld really reconcile. I realised when I had a particularly foul day. That our differences are nothing compared to the slop that binds us. Please understand that you always have a place at my table, specifically my round table. Please sign the contract before entering, please do not read the contract. Please die for me, in a foreign land. As one of my Knights of the Slop Table.

I do have a few rules:
No Mutiny

No Coup

No Presentable Food

And most of all.... Have fun! :]

Matthew 6:25: “Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not slop more than food, and the body more than clothes?

thank you so much for sharingg!!!! lol!

p.sp

And we can go high malhaebwa yeah neukkyeobwa mm mm
Take him to the sky You know I hype you boy nuneul gama malhaebwa yeah eukkyeobwa mm mm Take him to the sky You know I hype you boy jame deullyeogo jame deullyeo haedo ne saenggage tto saebyeok se shi uh-oh allyeojul geoya they can’t have you no more bwabwa yeogi nae ireum sseoittago (Yeah) nuga naege mweoradeun
namdeulgwaneun dalla neon Maybe you could be the one nal mideobwa han beon I’m not looking for just fun Maybe I could be the one

- New Jeans, Hypeing a Boy/Girl/They

by **morvban398** Thu Nov 30, 2023 1:34 pm

ishtarfan39 wrote:
morvban398 wrote:
WHAT IS UP SLOP KINGDOM!!!!

it's me. your SLOP MONARCH.

today marks our debut of the morvSLOPPOST. please understand that our recipes are A-OKAY to replicate, a little bit of effort and you too can convert to slopshovelling in ur mouth. PLEASE eat my slopPLEASE HYPE ME COMMA (, <-- for refencew) BOY

todays first entry was an accidental slop-invention! they dont call me slopgenesis for nothing, even in the darkest hours i prevail w/ improv slop...... please welcome my utterly fucked and atrocious Slop #1:

"Ultra-Salted Pasta with Wensleydale Chips and Chunks"

absolkutely royally entirely fucked up some pasta here,. salted it WAY more than i should have cuz i kept forgetting. realised i had literally nothing to go with it. so here its my pride and joy. u may be wondering why the "chips and chunks" are here. well the cheese i was using was crumbly wensleydale. wensleydale already not a great pasta cheese. but the fact it was crumbly meant it broke into chunks and melted before i cld salvage it

everytime i went to lidl i just bought melons instead of actual food ingredients, so this is on me. i shld probably learn my lesson because this does not taste great

but i am slop master. consumer of s;lop. such is my fate

#REAL #SLOPRECOGNISESLOP #SOS #SAVEDOURSLOP #IMSLOPPING #KNIGHTSOFTHESLOPTABLE

p.s Eli. I really do appreciate everything you do for me, and I think we shld really reconcile. I realised when I had a particularly foul day. That our differences are nothing compared to the slop that binds us. Please understand that you always have a place at my table, specifically my round table. Please sign the contract before entering, please do not read the contract. Please die for me, in a foreign land. As one of my Knights of the Slop Table.

I do have a few rules:
No Mutiny

No Coup

No Presentable Food

And most of all.... Have fun! :]

Matthew 6:25: “Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not slop more than food, and the body more than clothes?

thank you so much for sharingg!!!!

p.sp
And we can go high malhaebwa yeah neukkyeobwa mm mm
Take him to the sky You know I hype you boy nuneul gama malhaebwa yeah eukkyeobwa mm mm Take him to the sky You know I hype you boy jame deullyeogo jame deullyeo haedo ne saenggage tto saebyeok se shi uh-oh allyeojul geoya they can’t have you no more bwabwa yeogi nae ireum sseoittago (Yeah) nuga naege mweoradeun
namdeulgwaneun dalla neon Maybe you could be the one nal mideobwa han beon I’m not looking for just fun Maybe I could be the one
- New Jeans, Hypeing a Boy/Girl/They

ur welcome. msg me anytime u need slop, i think everyone shld enjoy premium slop.